Yay! I got my first spam comment in my Roger Ebert post. It comes from an anonymous person who said today was his lucky day, because their giving away 100 free iPads at some tinyURL. They must have some time travel machine, because I didn't think the iPad was out yet. I hope this guy wins one of them.
You never forget your first spam comment. God bless the Internet.
BTW, all further spam comments will be deleted without mercy.