- Hair sweats
- And it always sweats in one large drop
- Hair can become injured
- But it can be repaired by two bandages in the shape of an X
- In fact, any injury can be repaired by such a method
- Even on a motor vehicle
- Larger veins and arteries are perpendicular to each other -- this can be seen when people become very angry
- These blood vessels also go into the hair
- Bed rest and a cold compress is an all-purpose healer
- People have large eyes and small noses
- And they cry a lot
- A lot, like more than humanly possible, an amount that would dehydrate a normal person
- Eventually the world's defense programs will be based on giant fighting robots
- Which will be necessary when Hell opens up and gigantic demons terrorize the Earth
- Nosebleeds occur when somebody thinks about naughty things
- Martial Arts masters have the ability to regenerate limbs
- You can bleed a lot (I mean, a lot) and not die
- Bleeding occurs in a spray, not a gush or spurt
- All groups of friends have some kind of cutesy animal thing mascot
- No matter what you do, Tokyo is going to be destroyed
- And will be replaced by Neo-Tokyo, Mega-Tokyo, New Tokyo, Tokyo-2, or some other Tokyo
- And chances are, that city will get annihilated too
- Be wary of people, for they hold mallets, and will whack you when you irritate them
- It's hard to tell the difference between males and females
- People lose their temper very quickly over very small things
- Semen glows
- Demons have enormous genitals
- Hair comes in three styles: really really long, mop-top, or spikey
- Losing an appendage or breaking your spinal column is not too big a deal
- When you sleep, bubbles come out of your nose
- Pop singers also double as dragon slayers
- The less you care about sex, the more opportunities you get
- Inversely, the hornier you are, the more you'll be turned down
- If it runs around a corner, you've lost it
- Noses tend to disappear
- If one person falls on another of the opposite gender, they will land in a "compromising" position
- Actually if you fall at all, there's a pretty good chance you'll land in a "compromising" position
- A large ingestion of alcohol produces a small puff of gas to be expelled immediately after swallowing
- There is always a mysterious organization
- There are always mysterious powers
- "Yaoi" is so named because that's what you exclaim as soon as you realize what it is you're watching
- If a character is a gun fighter, he will, at some point, stare off into space, make a gun with his fingers, and quietly say "bang"
- Cellar doors, wells, holes in trees, and any other types of dark openings lead to other dimensions, which are generally bad
- Anybody important is part of the kendo club
- You cannot smile without closing your eyes, just like you can't sneeze with your eyes open
- Ignore the strange girl in the pod
- People getting into college are generally high-strung, schizophrenic, and have problems with panties
- Samurais fight by running toward each other really fast, jumping in the air, slicing the air, then landing. Wait five minutes to see which one bleeds to see who won.
- Writing "idiot" on someone's forehead is a great way to pick up chicks
- Strange girls of strange origins, like goddesses or androids, are always cute and willing to do your housework
- Wacky girls have fangs.
- Serious girls have lazy eyes.
- Anime doesn't end. It stops.
Labels: anime, Japan
